Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Wow,
It's like so rare for me to post,
but sometimes i feel so bored.
Blogger is like my ,"oh i feel like using the com" then i'll blog.
or when i pretend to do homework i blog about random stuff so that my parents think i'm typing homework,
haha.
Okay so i almost died at work today.
X.X
In case you're wondering,
I'm working as a teacher assistant at my ex-tuition teacher's new tuition centre.
Teacher assistand is just the name, haha,
i only do the random stuff.
for eg. teach some kids.
help to sort out some worksheets.
prepare materials for the upcoming lesson.
print out worksheets for teachers or students.
photocopy random stuff.
clear out files.
help paste the labels on the files.
gosh,
haha.
let's see.
I went to work at 8.30 today.
went there and immediately had to find p1 materials for the dunno which lesson.
After that,
i had to teach a kindy kid called kye,
who kinda molested my while trying to "bang" me.
oh my god.
i hate these kids.
he's just like my cousin! (who's 4)
表姐！摸奶奶！which means boobs in chinese.
and then he reaches out his hands to touch my boobs.
like omg i almost screamed
and killed him. URGH.
okay back to work.
then i had to print this 1000 page workshee (which is actually worksheets for the teacher's reference next year), then i think all the printer radiation killed a zillion brain cells of mine.
Then there was this kid who lost her wallet, then we had to ransack the whole place to find it.
In the end it was at the bottom of her bag.
(kida like fel!!!! :P)
Then cos i have a lesson at 2,
i had like, half hour of snacking and the china kid came.
Why the heck did i have to take him?
Cos my tuition teacher's sick, her sister studied in england, dun wan to take him.
So cos i from taiwan i had to take him haha.
sui right.
He totally knew zero english.
Like yeah la he knew a b c d ...
all the pronounciation of alphabets,
but he can't read.
he can write.
he can't read.
so i mad him TRY to read this book,
word by word, slowly,
then he starts running around,
or start chatting with me in chinese.
hahaha.
The story had 31 pages, and until like page 27 there was like half an hour left of the 2hour lesson.
i had to bluff him that if he didn't read properly we'd start from the first page. AGAIN.
So he like sat still for a few minutes then he started running around.
In the end we're finally done, then i had to test him the meaning of the words.
3.55pm
he was left with 5 words.
he wanted to go out to play.
I told him.
my watch is 5 minutes fast (which actually isn't),
and that if he finished 5 words in 5 minutes he could go out to play.
he finished 4 words in like 3 minutes.
but cos i didn't dare to like let him end lesson early if not i'd be killed by the administrator (which is my tuition teacher's mum), so i pretended to look for the word for a longgggggggg time.
haha
i feel so mean!
then he got it correct and lesson ended and he went out to play and i died in the room.
paralysed.
then my mum came and dragged me home.
The tiring day has not ended.
after i type this i have to prace violin,
then i have to do tuition homework,
then i have to shower,
pack my bag,
make my bed,
and the finally i can sleep.
OMG.
life sucks.
seriously.
oh.
but seriously some kintergarden kids are just oh so adorable.
Bye.
P.S can anyone help me with NYAA?!?!?!?!?!?!
Can I fly over the rainbow like the bluebirds?
8:24 PM
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Hello everyone!
It's been million years since I posted,
and i didn't plan to post
but i saw xueen's tag.
haha thank you xueen!
okay, so i shall start with MALACCA TRIP!
DAY ONE
Not so fun yet not so boring.
It just didn't feel like MALACCA.
visited mini malaysia, hee quite boring,
but when we went back to the hotel it was even worse.
ONE QUEEN SIZE BED?!
okays nevermind.
share lo.
chatted with serene puilin felicia vania until 12+ then went back to sleep.
DAY TWO
Quite an interesting day,
Cos we went to this beach side which was a potential cam whore place.
HAHAHA
yepp we took a lot of pictures with xueen and yijin!
Went back to hotel,
One whole bunch of 210 people went to the nearby shopping mall to SHOP!
woohoo.
me and pui went,
bought lots of junk, haha.
At ser pui's room, their hot water was yellow (yucks)
so we had a fuzz about calling some maintenance guy up to check.
HE DIDN'T KNOW THE CAUSE LIKE !?#%#$%?
Then fel and vania came in, we were watching tv,
then fel offered to celebrate my b'day!
haha
shall not elaborate.
chatted with them until 12.30 and the idiotic guide caught us.
at that point we were laughing loudly.
sui right.... zzzz. -_-
Didn't dare to talk loudly already,
then we chatted until 3+ lols.
went back to sleep zzzz.
DAY THREE
awwww had to check out of hotel,
then went singing on the bus,
whole class sing together leh!
lols, the 朋友 chorus makes me cry!
puilin was crying too!
D:
When we reached school like many people crying crying!
awww man.
MY BE-EARLIED B'DAY CELEBRATION
Went ice skating with serene puilin and felicia YESTERDAY!
it was super fun dunno how to say!
We went into the rink,
took the shoes, and we started wearing them.
THEY STINK.
WORSE THAN YOUR SHIT.
URGH.
okay nevermind.
then we had this LOCKER PROBLEM
where we stuffed everything inside one.
including the muffins they baked for me.
HAHAHA.
3 people screamed when they stepped inside the rink.
Guess who.
^ ^
not me!
i didnt!
haha.
after like half an hour?
i was skating around like nobody's business, haha.
After an hour or so,
i started pulling fel away from the side.
She scream, scream scream.
Then i went to pull serene!
She could be brought to the middle without screaming, and only saying "OMG PEILING I'M SKATING I'M SKATING WOOHOO~!"
Then i went to pull puilin!
She was like, "AHHHHHHHHHH PEILING NONONONO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PULL ME BACK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PEILING PLEASE PULL ME BACK!!!!!"
i kinda told her to shuttup and just skate. :D
lols.
And she made it for like, half the rink?
Then i went back to pull fel, cos of the failed attempt just now,
and guess what.
she SCREAM."wait wait peiling nononono!!!!" then she fell.
四脚朝天.
and she pulled me down like ?@#%$^&&*%&*&%$#
okay it was damn funny all of us started laughing.
Then after that while i was skating with puilin, then serene came"WOOOAAAHHHH PEILING I'M SKATING!" me and puilin turn around she BOOM and fell onto the floor. O.O
Then 3 of us started laughing.
Serene laugh until she cant get up.
HAHAHAHA.
Okay.
so now is puilin's turn to fall!
she was using that baby aid thing for kids who dunno how to skate.
and she kicked that metal thing by accident,
tripped on her own leg, and fell.
HAHA.
damn funny.
then we were somehow taking photos in the rink,
and serene and i went to the middle of the rink to take photos!
can you imagine, two funny girls who dun really know how to skate going to the middle and posing.
HAHAHA.
you know like we skate to the middle,
then she dunno how to turn around,
then i pull her then we screammmmmmmmmm.
haha.
funniest moment.
Had lots of fun,
feet hurt like HELL.
but wanna go again!
maybe with meien next time.
^ ^
i shall not elaborate on class allocation.
because i don't have the right to say anything because some people may be in a worse situation compared to me.
for example puilin.
She's stuck in 308, a BSP class, when she's NOT in bsp.
and there's no one from 210 there.
see how sad?
so i'm not going to elaborate on my circumstance.
I will not let one person affect my social life in sec 3.
WOOHOO WUPEILING YOU CAN DO IT!
oh yeah.
I TOOK OUT MY BRACES!
fyi, there were no squarish stuff.
yeah?
and then cos my gum was swollen,
the dentist had to laser it off.
damn freaking scary.
haha,
you know when he was lazering,
i smelled BBQ-ed lobster.
i was thinking,
IS THAT MY GUM?!
haha okay then my teeth look v. nice now,
but they're a bit yellow,
haha it's my natural teeth colour even the 14day darley white thing can't help.
idiot thing cheat my feeling.
haha.
super long post,
so shall end here.
hmm.
maybe i should post a photo of my beautiful teeth on blogger.
:D
:D
:D
Can I fly over the rainbow like the bluebirds?
11:02 AM
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Hello,
long time no post.
^ ^
last day of school is officially over,
and i can't help to think of the old times,
where we work together to produce some sort of things...
sigh...
i don't seem to enjoy life,
idunno why...
now, i'm just a busy person trying to pack and throw away stuff that i don't want,
and trying to dream about how skinny i will be after i slim down,
then when i step up the weighing machine and look at the numbers
i sigh and continue eating.
what is wrong with me,
i don't seem to have my determination i used to have now...
maybe it's cos there's nothing or no one there to boost me?
i dunno...
it all doesn't seem right.
i new room will be white.
why is it that i can't get my pink?
this is so irritating.
why is it that i have to use my old table?
that is horrendously embarrasing.
why is it that i can't change my bedsheets?
that is so childish.
why is it that i can't even decide what i want to put in my new room?
why are parents ever so irritating?
why do parents restrict what you say and think?
what is is like to be a parent?
life is so full of question marks,
maybe i'm a living question mark.
How would i break out of this question mark and be an exclamation mark?
and when will i change from exclamation mark to full stop,
which marks the death of me?
i can't think of what to do.
who can come and help me?
i wanna go ice skating.
i wanna go back to taiwan.
i wanna eat icecream.
i wanna sleep.
i wanna play.
what will happen to me if i keep wanting stuff?
will i be overly greedy?
oh gosh,
i dunno what i'm saying,
i'm just trying to slack the time away so that i can wait for facebook to upload my photos. i've tried zillion times like WTF.
Can I fly over the rainbow like the bluebirds?
10:01 PM
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FELICIA CHAN!
you're 14 now, it's time to be mature and -.- stop thinking of bouncing on clouds.
heh heh.
you're older than me woohoo~~
see you're so old like some old auntie.
neh neh ni pooppoo~~
Got back results today, not as good as expected.
but at least i got 3 marks added for history,
and B3 on the dot for science.
henggggggg ah.
i hope hope hope i can get msg of below 3, so i can take trip science.
but i don't think i can.
oh no~~~!!!!
D:
aniways,
gtg play now.
bye
ohoh. ps fel's b'day photos uploaded on facebook
Can I fly over the rainbow like the bluebirds?
8:04 PM
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
阿公，您在天之灵好吗？
我第一次想跟您说话呢，感动吗？
虽然我出生以来从来没有看过您，
但是我听妈妈说，您是个有勤劳又负责人的爸爸。
我从来没有什么感受。
今天不知道为什么，突然想跟您聊聊。
哈哈，可能我快出找您了也说不定。
开玩笑开玩笑。
拿这不就浪费了我的青春嘛？
你宝贝的孙女很难过....
只好，跟他们分了。
我这样做对吗？
年底了，相碰也碰不到，即使碰了也是一两次。
真的没关系嘛？
我到底哪里错了，他们看不到我的付出，每次吵架闹事，都是我在那儿哭哭哭，
他们又顾及到我的感受吗？
他们只在乎他们自己，
那我呢？！
我也是人，我也有感受得好不好，不要每次都这样可不可以，他们不高兴我都要受害，我不
高兴我能怎么样？我难道能跟他们吵吗？吵炒了那我自己的日子怎么过，我的快乐要从哪里
寻找。
阿公，今天凌晨一点多可能会有流星。我跟妈妈说，我要等流星。我要等他出现，我要许，
因为这辈子可能没有机会对流星许愿。
我要许什么呢？
家人健康？
学业进步？
人际关系好？
还是，希望全世界的人都开心。
全世界的人都开心，可能太夸张了，
那至少让我在乎的那些人得到快乐，身体健康，长命百岁？
对。就这样吧。
但我在乎的人有多少，除了在台湾那一大堆的亲人，婆婆，三姨，老五阿姨，还有谁呢？
想不到了，应该还有很多吧，但我脑海里只想到这些人。
至于那几个好朋友，我在乎他们，他们会管吗？
难道他们心里从来不会愧疚过吗？
我花了好多心思帮他们挑礼物，挑阿挑，结果被他们丢到铅笔盒里好久才拿出来。
我会是什么感受。
难道你送我礼物是发自内心的吗？
还是看我可怜随便送个礼物？
阿公，我今天一个人孤孤零零地在家里自己玩，自己笑。
看网上的好笑片，看一看，笑了笑，就想，我怎么这么悲哀。
每次考完试都一个人。
我也想有人陪伴，
我也想有几个好朋友，真正在乎我，对我好的。
阿公，明天，你的孙女吴沛羚死了。
他们永远不会看到我。
吴沛羚会去找你了。
你下次看到的吴沛羚，
一定是一个减肥成功，人品变好的小辣妹。
你觉得呢？
要在天上支持我哟。
谢谢阿公。
Can I fly over the rainbow like the bluebirds?
10:21 PM
Saturday, September 19, 2009
YAY.
updated my wishlist,
like, AGAIN.
having lots of trouble with drama,
and can't stand how my mum nags about how i CAN'T manage my time well JUST COS THEY WANT TO DO DRAMA FROM 11-3, THEN 4-6.
Then she goes on about how stupid i am to be a director and listen to other people's comments.
WHAT THE HELL.
Who were the people who've not been listening to me.
When i say something halfway WHO'S THE ONE WHO CUT IN.
and then later when somebody ELSE says the same thing as me you think it's a good idea.
WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM??
do you realize there's TWO directors?
do you realize that you're only listening to ELAINE!?
walau, there's a person called WUPEILING who exists in this world you know.
and there's a person called WUPEILING who is ALSO quite good in acting and who can ALSO give great ideas okay.
cant stand those people.
especially _____
she doesn't know WHEN TO SHUT UP and WHEN TO TALK.
irritating la.
But i have to admit the fact that you give great ideas sometimes.
And she's like treating me as if i'm a little baby and when i say ow omg.
then she goes,"omg peiling are you okay? Are you okay or not? Do you need my help?"
what the hell, i merely stepped on my own foot.
-.-
大姐，不要再来烦我了可以吗？！
urgh.
And they can't even meet a single deadline for the script,
and yet you expect us to memorise the script in a whole damn day,
as if we have so much time.
grrrrrrrrrr.
totally irritated.
grrrrrrrrrrr.
i want my contacts.
grrrrrrrrrr.
i want my laptop.
grrrrrrrrrr.
i want the bitch to shut up.
grrrrrrrrr.
i want my brother to stop calling me fat.
grrrrrrrrr.
right now,
i feel as if no one understands me.
Can I fly over the rainbow like the bluebirds?
2:41 PM
LOSE WEIGHT
Light pink glitter lip gloss
